Cookies that look like bloody fingers and cupcakes garnished with “eyeballs” is not really my idea of a good time. Why in the world would I wanna eat a cookie that resembles a bloody finger? Why would I want to eat a bulging eyeball? That sounds disgusting. And it also sorta scares me. Halloween legit frightens me. Right now Pinterest is a very scary place.
What’s weird is that as a kid I was OBSESSED with Goosebumps and the Fear Street series. They were the absolute best. I loved them so much, and would read them so quickly, that my parents would plea with me to make the books last. I was a fast lil’ reader. I thought everything was a race.
While I’d definitely take another holiday over Halloween, over the next few weeks I’ll be sharing Halloween-esque recipes because I’m working on being a more positive person. Also, a major incentive is that I get to dress Amelia in Halloween costumes. So far I’ve tried to get her to wear this pumpkin hat thingy and she’s not having it. Unfortunately, she doesn’t have much of choice.
I made these caramel apples only half-psyched. I was like, “oh this’ll be cute…” and then I tried them! Omygoodness. The combination of bourbon and caramel and smoked sea salt might be the best combo in the world. It shouldn’t be that much of a surprise. All of those things are delicious.
I know caramel-making can kind of be stressful but this technique is super easy. All of the stuff goes in a pot and then cooked until it reaches 240 degrees F. It’s actually pretty easy. A digital or candy thermometer is definitely a must. (I’m a die-hard digital thermometer user.)
I used cute lil’ twigs I found outside. Here’s the thing: don’t use twigs from outside unless you know it’s from a tree that isn’t poisonous. This step is important!
When I came home from walking Amelia with a handful of twigs, Josh got all weird and lectured me about deathly trees for 30 minutes. When I told him he was paranoid and absurd and how I think that’s a sad way to live, he showed me all these stories on Google about people dying from roasting marshmallows using poisonousness twigs. He won. SO, just make sure the tree is ok. Or, you can play it safe and use popsicle sticks.
Bourbon-Spiked Caramel Apples with Smoked Sea Salt
Olive oil or cooking spray
6 wooden twigs (from a safe tree) or wooden craft sticks
6 small eating apples (Sweetangos, Galas, Pink Ladys would all be awesome)
1 cup heavy cream
1 1/2 cups white granulated sugar
1/2 cup light or dark corn syrup
5 tablespoons bourbon
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
Smoked sea salt
1. Line a baking sheet with wax paper and grease it by brushing it with olive oil or spraying it with cooking spray. Place it right near the pot you’ll be using.
2. Remove the stems from the apples and insert the twigs or craft sticks into the tops of the apples.
3. Note: This caramel bubbles up a lot so be sure to use a large pot. To a large pot, add the heavy cream, sugar, corn syrup, bourbon and butter. Turn the heat to moderately medium-high heat. Place the digital thermometer into the pot or clip the candy thermometer to the side of the pot. Cook the caramel until the mixture reaches 250 degrees, about 15-18 minutes.
4. Dip the bottom of each apple in the caramel. Using a tablespoon, coat the apple three-quarters of the way up the sides. Immediately sprinkle the apple with smoked sea salt, rotating it so you can it on all sides. Transfer the apple to the wax paper-lined baking sheet. Repeat until you’ve coated all of the apples with caramel and sea salt. Transfer the baking sheet to the refrigerator so the apples can set, about 15 minutes.
Makes 6 caramel apples
Adapted from Martha Stewart