Oh the holidays! How I love you. So many presents. So much warmth. So much food. And of course, so much family time.
Over the next few days, you might find yourself in a typical holiday scenario: piled into the den, grandma and dog included, watching a movie that the whole family, after a ridiculous 15-minute debate, has finally decided on.
At first everything will be fine, the movie will be moving right along, you might even be having a little fun…until, the film’s two lead actors start to kiss and get all attracted to each other while on this random killing spree/adventure.
You think nothing of it, until their kissy-face-action starts again, and then next thing you know, you’re watching a sex scene with grandma. This is terrible, guys. This is what awkward is.
Even though grandma has birthed five children, and her children have birthed children, it doesn’t matter! Watching sex scenes with grandma/mom/dad is embarrassing.
What you need is a scapegoat, a reason to high-tail it out of the family den. Sure, you could fake a “I have to go tinkle” situation, but you risk returning and it still being on!
My vote is for this scenario: popcorn-making or even better, hot toddy-making…
My hot-toddy-making/consuming obsession has been in high-gear for the last month.
I realized that not every hot toddy was treated equally.
Some employ rum, gin or bourbon. (Bourbon, hi!)
Others like their hot toddies to have the flavor of tea, think Earl Grey or English Breakfast, heavily-spiked.
Other people are purists and like it with hot water, a squeeze of lemon, honey and whiskey.
In the past month, I’ve had more than 5 or 6 different takes on this drink, and the one you see pictured is my favorite.
I start with unfiltered apple juice (and I used my favorite, Martinelli’s). And then add spices like freshly grated nutmeg, cinnamon and star anise. I add a few slices of lemon, a heaping tablespoon of honey and a few glugs (weird word) of bourbon.
I’m a little heavy-handed with the bourbon, so I apologize. (Not really.)
This variation is one that I’ve decided I love the best.
The recipe time on this is about 15 minutes.
Also, am I the only person that hates watching sex scenes with my grandparents/mom/dad? Does this mean I’m still an immature only half-way adult? I can’t be the only one!
Gingery-Appley Hot Toddy
2 cups apple cider
1/4 cup bourbon, plus 2 tablespoons
1 1/2 tablespoon honey
2 cinnamon stick
3 whole star anise
2 teaspoons freshly grated ginger
3 lemon slices
Pinch of freshly grated nutmeg
1. Add apple cider, bourbon, honey, cinnamon sticks, star anise, grated ginger, lemon and nutmeg to a medium pot and place it over medium heat.
2. Slowly bring the mixture up to a gentle simmer; once the mixture reaches a simmer, bring it down to low heat and steep for
10 minutes. Divide mixture between 2 or 3 mugs and garnish with cinnamon sticks, star anise or lemon slices.
Serves 2-3





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Count me in not only for hot toddy but with feeling awkward watching sex scenes with my parents! But here multitasking comes in hand – usually when I watch something with my family at the same time I read book or magazine so when the sex scene comes I dive into reading, takes awkwardness away as miracle
Anise, cinnamon, and nutmeg a perfect triptych!
Yum! Sounds like just the thing to cure my cold
I might have some tomorrow with one of these mince pies: http://wakemeupwithasmile.wordpress.com/2012/12/21/mini-mince-pies/
Oh my yum! I loooove making up versions of ho toddys as well, my fav uses apple cider from TJ’s!
so worse than watching sex scenes with your family is watching them with your boyfriend in the room. like so awkward. and yes, i’m almost 30 and i can’t handle it.
My family has always been pretty open about sex, yet I still die a little inside whenever there’s a sex scene in something that we all watch. Ugh, I want to throw up just thinking about it.
I love a hot toddy. We like to make a big pot of this when it’s gross outside and we have friends over: http://lollingabout.wordpress.com/2011/12/14/wasted-wednesday-hot-rummy-lemonade/
I hate whiskey and I would happily drink that entire pot full!
I never knew what a hot toddy was…I always heard about it though! Hmmm…maybe I’ll try it out!
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I love your fun party sparkly nail!
When I was a kid and we’d be watching a movie as a family and some illicit scene snuck on, my parents would make usput our hand over our eyes. Super effective; I know. As a 27 year old grown woman, I still do the exact same thing if I happen to be watching a movie with my parents and some kind of sexy times flash across the screen. I can’t help myself!
I’m SO making these – we’re doing Christmas with our best friends this year and I have a feeling they’ll be a huge hit!
Making a delicious drink is ALWAYS the perfect way to avoid an awkward situation with the fam! Yours looks especially delightful!
Oh my gosh, I didn’t know that other people had this hangup too. My mom and I have a pretty open relationship, so I don’t really care about watching inappropriate stuff with her, but it’s kind of mortifying with my dad. My sister and I came up with the brilliant solution of googling “insert movie name here” + “parents guide” before suggesting movie options to our dad now. That way you can find out exactly how much nudity and sexytime you’ll have to sit through, and make an alternate decision if necessary.
Anyway, this drink looks delicious! I’m all about drinking my booze hot this time of year!
Bahahaha! I still feel it is so weird watching movies with sex scenes with my parents. It gets to be that weird deafening silence where nobody even breathes because everbody is so uncomfortable, sigh, the holidays!
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Ginger & bourbon are a match made in heaven.
Sex scenes and parents/grandparents are not!
Funny story, when I was like 14, I asked my grandma to take me to see Austin Powers in Goldmember. Now THAT was awkward…But also kind of hilarious.
THIS is what I’ve been missing in my life. Watching sex scenes with my grandma/mom…can stay missing.
I love hot toddy’s too! I have a recipe on my blog for ‘Hot Buttered Cider’… I’ll have to try yours also! Thanks for sharing! Happy Holidays!
I’ve never tried a hot toddy, but this looks tempting. I never had the sex scene thing arise with my folks, mostly because they didn’t watch many movies and neither do I at home. But, for me, embarassing was going to a special movie preview (Disclosure) with folks from the office where I worked. It had a very hot scene and I was very uncomfortable!
So I was in a sorority in college, and we had this silly cheer about being “hottie totties.” Even though the whole thing was kind of ridiculous/awkward most of the time (i.e. yelling “hottie tottie” at the top of your lungs in a crowd), it made me, since then, want to try a real hot toddy. Long story short, I can’t wait to try your recipe!
Hahah…I read the opening of your post out loud to my mom and siblings. We’re drinking hot toddies that I cooked up earlier…(:
HAHA! That’s awesome.
Yammie and perfect for the holidays indeed!!!
Most recipes I see for hot toddy’s do NOT sound appealing to me, but this one sounds good. Might just have to try it out!
I love hot toddies! (PS. Toddy looks weird as plural…)
And hells to the yes – watching sex scenes with any family member makes me highly uncomfortable. I must only be a half-way adult too.
RIGHT!?
Only I don’t even make an excuse I just high-tail out of there! Except for one excruciating occasion where I had to watch BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN OF ALL THINGS!! with my mom. Thank god grandma wasn’t there. The scumy dirty feeling stuck with me for weeks!
gifted bulliet so totally making this this weekend mmm
A hot toddy sounds like it would definitely hit the spot! I fall into the purist category–although I do go for bourbon instead of whiskey. Your version sounds delicious!
Love, love, love this recipe – thank you so much for it!!! My husband and I made a coupla these while we made your AMAZING Salty Vanilla Bean Sugar Cookies (http://acozykitchen.com/salty-vanilla-sugar-cookies/) for Christmas and it was pretty much the best night ever. Thanks again!!
Oh yay! Those cookies are awesome. I love ‘em. Glad you liked both.
Wow, where did you get those BEAUTIFUL insulated glasses? I’ve seen some online, but none quite as elegant/smooth/gorgeous as those.
Hi Molly, They’re by Bodum. They have a bunch of size options. Here’s a link:
http://www.amazon.com/Bodum-Pavina-Double-Glass-12-Ounce/dp/B004NBXR98/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1357865137&sr=8-1&keywords=bodum
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