Cheese

Crunching on things helps me think. And I’ve been thinking a lot lately. My brain is full of life thoughts, to-do lists and stuff…all resulting in me being spacier than normal.

My brain doesn’t have space to remember where I put my car keys. There’s other more important things to have room for!

But seriously, WHERE ARE MY KEYS?!

I have a million dollar idea for us. Don’t worry it’s not a weird pyramid scheme or anything.

Here it goes: I want to invent noise stickers and attach it to everything important. Like my sunglasses, wallet, credit card, car keys, laptop, etc., so every time something is missing, I’ll be able to go to  a console where I’ll be able to page those things. Each item will have a different sound assigned to it so I’ll know which buttons to press.  .

This is genius, no?!

I’m pretty sure we can make billions off of this. 

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Three words: Domino’s Pizza Tracker.

Do you know about this? If not, let me break it down: you order a pizza (via the internets) and then watch it go from “prep” to “bake” to “out the door for delivery.” First time I saw it in action my mind was blown.

I really had no idea how this could even be real. I embraced it…thinking, you know, we’re totally in the future. This is the future. But I still couldn’t figure out how this was logistically possible.  Is there low-jack technology involved? Does my pizza now have a micro-chip in it? Am I going to EAT this micro-chip? What will it taste like…? Well guess what…none. Of. It. Matters.

A friend of mine–who was equally obsessed as myself–did some serious research and found out that the entire thing is fake. Well, it’s not fake…it’s just based off of statistics in your area. Bummer-town, USA, eh? Yeah, me too.

What does this have to do with this Fancy Hawaiian Pizza? Nothing really…except I usually order a Hawaiian Pizza from Domino’s. Tomato sauce, canned pineapple, Canadian ham and cheese. Holy yum.

I thought it’d be a fun time to make a fancy version. Umm…hi!!! This was delicious!

Fresh pineapple & mozzarella, caramelized onions, prosciutto, arugula…and I broke out a new-to me, fancy pizza dough recipe by Peter Reinhart.

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I tried really hard to think of something to clever to write this morning, and finally had to concede that it just isn’t happening. It’s been a long week, and the week’s not even half over. Plus, the A/C is permanently stuck on “high” in my office, and it’s a balmy 50 degrees outside, so I’m more concerned with staying warm than coming up with cutsy quips.

Uggh, sorry, I wish I could do better for you. However, I do have this pizza. This pizza is delicious to make with fresh, early-summer corn. If you have access to a front porch, I suggest you eat there. If you can whip up a margarita to go with it, that wouldn’t hurt either.

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So…you may have noticed that I’ve been MIA lately. It’s also possible you haven’t noticed since if you’ve been too busy drooling over A’s more recent recipes.  At any rate, the short story is that I got a call to come back to NC for a 3-month job, and had only 5 days notice before I needed to start. If you’re trying to visualize what that must have been like, picture this:

Me, running around my apartment throwing whatever random clean clothes I had into suitcases.

Me, getting giddy with excitement about getting to be in Asheville for 3 months over the summer!

Me, crying because I’m not going to get to go to Cinespia this year.

Me, packing 4 pairs of high heels, which I wear almost never, and only two pairs of flip flops, which I wear every day. I, of course, will not realize this until I am all the way across the country. This will happen at the same time I realize I have 10 dresses to wear on the weekend, and only 3 pairs of jeans to wear during the work week. Packing fail.

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The weather has been kinda spastic in LA lately. It’s doing that thing where it’s cold in the shade and hot in the sun.  I keep daydreaming about a hot bowl of soup with a big scoop of toasted coconut ice cream in the center. Ew.

My brain is confused. The cure: cheese and bread. Always.

In an attempt to keep up my healthy eating, I figured I needed to justify the cheese and bread thing and throw in a dose of wholesome; that’s where the white beans and kale come in.

This soup is like French Onion Soup’s lighter, more spring-like cousin.

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This recipe first stood out to me because of how simple it is. And because it’s very French, which for some reason makes me think of spring time. And because eggs are delicious in almost any style. Also, I got it from Ina Garten. This normally means good things.

However, Ina made her eggs in individual gratin dishes that hold 3 eggs, and all I had in my cabinet were some ramekins that could each contain a single egg. Not all of us are lucky enough to have a kitchen in the Hamptons that is probably the size of my entire apartment, and therefore can have every type of serving dish imaginable on hand. Not that I’m bitter or anything…

My point is, I kind of went into this knowing I was playing with fire. I mean, when you change up a recipe you’ve never made before there’s a good chance you’re going to miss a really important detail.

Let’s just say this…it’s possible I opened the oven to check on these eggs and found that the cream was boiling up and over the top of the ramekin. I might have freaked out and yanked the eggs out and started cursing over the fact that I had most likely ruined the them. It’s arguable that I thought the eggs looked kinda gross and that I wasn’t thrilled about eating them. There’s also a chance I considered just throwing the whole thing away and eating Ben & Jerry’s for breakfast instead. Mind you, these are just rumors.

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Before I moved to the big city of Los Angeles, I went to college in the small city of Winston Salem, NC. Although I’m glad to have moved on, I still pine for my favorite foodie spots. If you ever find yourself in Winston Salem, I have a few suggestions of places to visit.

First, you need to get a cup of coffee at Chelsee’s downtown. Order something with chocolate in it.

For lunch I recommend the fish and chips at Foothills Brewery. If you’re in a rush, don’t go. You’ll see a server approx. once per hour, but the fish and chips are worth it if you have an afternoon to kill.

Be sure to stop by 6th and Vine for a glass of wine. Tell them I say hi, and that I miss them. Ask if they’ll move to LA, pretty please?

Then, you need to mosey over to 4th Street Filling Station. Order the spinach-artichoke dip. Because it has feta in it. No one else in town makes it with feta, and therefore no one else in town has a better dip. This is logic, pure and simple.

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Some days just don’t go well. I started off Monday by waking up to darkness when I had been used to seeing sunlight. I therefore convinced myself that I was owed a few more minutes of sleep, resulting in me leaving a few minutes too late for work. Not so good.

At work I couldn’t find my cell phone, and assumed it had been left it at home. To be honest, I would have been happier going through the day without clothes rather than my phone. This is a sad, but true, fact.

I trudged through the day, only to accidentally throw my keys into a dumpster, (please don’t ask me how) not realizing this until said dumpster had been locked up for the night. I do these things. It’s something you should know about me.

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Can we all take a moment to discuss Charlie Sheen? I’m sorry, I know that EVERYBODY is talking about him, but I literally can’t take my eyes away. It’s like watching a car wreck. If the car wreck had tiger blood in it and fire-breathing fists. And was driven by a rockstar from Mars. Cause he’s Winning.

Argghh. Sorry, I can’t resist.

Charlie Sheen is like these poppers. I see the jalapeño and am immediately cautious of it’s spicy nature, and although I realize there are probably better things for me to eat than these gooey, cheesy bites I just can’t stop reaching for another one. And another one. This is all wonderful until I’m so full I have a stomachache. It’s similar to how I feel after spending 30 minutes on Perez Hilton.

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I’d like nominate Sundays as the best day of the week.

A good Sunday should be drenched in a late sleep, strong coffee, brunching, watching favorite TV shows (specifically Breaking Bad), judging celebrities and especially, this tuna melt.

Can I share my favorites from last night? I loved: Cate Blanchett, Mila Kunis, Mandy Moore (hello! where has she been?).  Your turn…!

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