Watermelon

I made weekend plans for you. Are you ready? Trust me…this is good.  Life is about to feel really rich and awesome.

Here it is:

1. Go in your closet. Grab that dress…you know…the one that makes you feel pretty. Make sure it’s not too short.

2. Text the person you have a crush on. Scared? I know I know…but seriously, just jump.

3. Set a date. A picnic date in a grassy, meadow-type place. (See note about dress that’s not too short.)

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In my humble little opinion, limeade always trumps lemonade. Always. Why? Well…I’m not exactly sure; maybe it’s the extra kick of sour, or maybe it goes back to the times I used to eat whole limes with my Mom while watching bad daytime television. It was our little secret, because if you tell someone you eat whole limes while watching Jerry Springer, judgement ensues. Trust.

I wasn’t introduced to limeade until I had to go on a grocery run for my best friend’s grandmother, Mimi. She’s a badass of a woman who’s never afraid to speak her mind. She’ll tell you the cheap wine you bought sucks, or that the bread you took too long to bake is as hard as a rock. She also plays beer pong like a fratboy (seriously). Can you tell that I like her…a lot? Mimi’s turning 90 years old in September and she’s demanding a party, and I couldn’t agree more with her.

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